Little Johnny’s Hilarious Adventures!
1. The “I Know the Truth” Scam
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults have at least one dark secret, and it’s easy to make money by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Johnny, ever the curious one, decides to try it out.
He walks into his house and says to his mom, “I know the whole truth.”
Without hesitation, his mom hands him $20 and says, “Don’t tell your dad!”
Excited, Johnny waits for his dad to come home, greets him with the same line, and gets $40 in return, with a plea, “Don’t tell your mom!”
The next day, as Johnny heads to school, he sees the mailman. With a grin, he says, “I know the whole truth.”
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Come here, son, and give your real father a hug!”
This classic never fails to get a laugh! 😄 Hope it made you smile!
2. Johnny’s English Class Struggles
Little Johnny’s English teacher, concerned about his poor performance, decides to visit his house. She rings the doorbell, and Johnny answers.
“Hi Johnny, I’d like to talk to your mom or dad,” she says.
Johnny responds, “Sorry, but they ain’t here.”
Confused, the teacher asks, “What’s going on with your grammar?”
Johnny shrugs, “Haven’t got a clue.”
“Well, your dad was sure mad that they had to bail her out again!”
This one’s sure to get you giggling! Hope it brightens your day! 😄