So I was on a flight, and our fabulous flight attendant was totally owning it—he was flamboyant, full of energy, and served us with a grin that made the whole plane feel like a party.
As we began to descend, he strutted down the aisle with his usual flair and said, “Alright, darlings, Captain Marvey has informed me that the big scary plane will be landing soon, so if you could just put your trays up, that’d be fab.”
But when he spotted a well-dressed, exotic woman who hadn’t budged, he couldn’t help himself. “Darling, maybe the engines are too loud, but I asked you to raise your tray so we can land smoothly, sweetheart.”
The woman, unfazed, coolly replied, “In my country, I’m a Princess and I don’t take orders from anyone.”
Without missing a beat, the flight attendant snapped back, “Well, honey, in my country, I’m a Queen… so I outrank you. Tray up, bitch.”
LOL. Who needs a reality show when you’ve got this level of sass?
The Blonde in DC
A blonde visiting Washington, DC, wanted to see the Capitol building. Naturally, she got a little lost and asked a policeman for directions.
“Excuse me, officer, how can I get to the Capitol?”
The officer kindly replied, “Wait at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It’ll take you right there.”
She thanked him, and off he went.
Three hours later, the officer returned to find her still waiting at the same spot.
He asked, “Why are you still here? The number 54 bus should have been here by now.”
The blonde smiled and said, “Don’t worry, officer, the 45th bus just went by. The 54th will be here soon!”
LOL! Hope that made you smile. Have an awesome day!